"Let it flow."
The sluices opened and the hot vitriol began pouring through the cognitive matrix. It was a calculated move: the blue crystalline flower at the center of the chamber had flared up to an astonishing brightness, something his course of action had not been intended to cause. It was beautiful... Deeper in the structure great shudders rocked the vessel, but those were unimportant systems. Only radiation and darkness down there, he told himself. Don't worry about it.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Squaw Peak Hike
Fall is amazing.
The colors, the temperatures, the brilliant sunsets across the cloud-shrouded mountains...
A few weeks ago I was riding home from work with a buddy when I looked up and noticed the deep, rust-red trees on Squaw Peak. It was inviting, and the weather was going to be perfect for hiking, so this last Saturday I talked some friends into hiking up there with me.
It was fantastic. Provo from that vantage point looks pretty cool, I guess, but the sun effects with the clouds as the sun starts to set are brilliant. The trees were a brilliant red...oddly enough, the same red as the dirt up there. I guess rocks up there are ferrous...and tan. We paused at the top to get some pictures--one is a fledgling pro photographer--and take a rest.
Those of you that know me know that I'm easily bored. Thus was the case this day, especially as the peak isn't exactly shaded from the sun, so I wandered off a bit.
Now you're not going to believe this bit--heh, you probably shouldn't--but as I wandered through a particularly reddish patch of sand, there was a kind of metallic groaning and suddenly everything was motion, sand, dust, and THUNK I was sprawled across the ground, half covered in dirt and rocks.
Right. Sinkholes. This happens out here in the desert, I've been told, and so I resolved to set to scrabbling up the sides and shouting for some help.
Well, I must have bumped my head, 'cuz all my "scrabbling" put out was a sort of demented groan. As I slowly recovered my oh-so-coordinated faculties I realized a few things.
One. I was covered in dust.
Two. There was sunlight. Huh. Must've fallen in through there.
Three. The ground was exceedingly flat and hard.
Then I rolled over and, as I got on my hands and knees, realized the ground was smooth.
Whaaa--? Sinkholes don't have--
So I sat up and looked around. From the sunlight and sky-light coming in from the hole I had made, I could tell that the roof of the cavity was about 18' up, the chamber was square, and...there were doors in the walls.
A bit of a shock, that. I'd read enough Andre Norton to think of ancient aliens right off, but I'd been alive long enough to suffer severe psychological dissonance with that idea. Could be Amerindian. Must be.
While my brain was sorting that out, I noticed shouting from outside--I must have made some sort of obnoxious noise as I was falling. Might as well help them find me, so I started shouting responses. "Hey!" "Down here!" "Helloooo!" They were terribly inventive. I know. I came up with them.
After a while a head interrupted the outline of the sky. "Hey, stand back, looks like it's a sinkhole! Kunkee, you OK?"
My head was clear enough by this point that I could get more than a grunt out, so I called back, reassuring them I was alright ("Yeah").
Wait. My friend is calling down through a hole in a roof of an alien room and all I can say is "Yeah?" Woof. By now the head had disappeared, so I shouted "You guys will want to see this!" and started really looking around. Two doorways were blocked with metal panels that didn't budge when I pushed on them. The doorframes were definitely metal, ruling out the ancient American origin theory. Well, my tired psyche sighed, might as well play with the alien hypothesis. (Oh wait! secret government agency!)
The third doorway wasn't blocked, so I got out my cell phone and started walking down the hall into its wan illumination. At first I tested every step, fearing that another collapse could leave me injured and further isolated from help, but the floorstuff was solid and I was soon distracted by other sights. Conduits and pipes ran along the top of the corridor I had entered, and dark, closed doorways appeared periodically in the walls. Each door was marked in runes--I say runes, but they were nothing like I'd seen before.
After a hundred feet or so I found myself in a larger room than my little phone could illuminate, so I started examining the walls at the entrance. Surely whoever built this knew what a lightswitch was.
Then there was a *clang* and the room was suddenly lit. (Apparently contactors were still in vogue when this place was built...) Turning from my avid inspection of blank wall, any thoughts of ancient Indians or secret government construction disappeared. A blue, ethereal head (well, they looked like eyes!) was staring at me from a above a waist-height dais across the room.
The colors, the temperatures, the brilliant sunsets across the cloud-shrouded mountains...
A few weeks ago I was riding home from work with a buddy when I looked up and noticed the deep, rust-red trees on Squaw Peak. It was inviting, and the weather was going to be perfect for hiking, so this last Saturday I talked some friends into hiking up there with me.
It was fantastic. Provo from that vantage point looks pretty cool, I guess, but the sun effects with the clouds as the sun starts to set are brilliant. The trees were a brilliant red...oddly enough, the same red as the dirt up there. I guess rocks up there are ferrous...and tan. We paused at the top to get some pictures--one is a fledgling pro photographer--and take a rest.
Those of you that know me know that I'm easily bored. Thus was the case this day, especially as the peak isn't exactly shaded from the sun, so I wandered off a bit.
Now you're not going to believe this bit--heh, you probably shouldn't--but as I wandered through a particularly reddish patch of sand, there was a kind of metallic groaning and suddenly everything was motion, sand, dust, and THUNK I was sprawled across the ground, half covered in dirt and rocks.
Right. Sinkholes. This happens out here in the desert, I've been told, and so I resolved to set to scrabbling up the sides and shouting for some help.
Well, I must have bumped my head, 'cuz all my "scrabbling" put out was a sort of demented groan. As I slowly recovered my oh-so-coordinated faculties I realized a few things.
One. I was covered in dust.
Two. There was sunlight. Huh. Must've fallen in through there.
Three. The ground was exceedingly flat and hard.
Then I rolled over and, as I got on my hands and knees, realized the ground was smooth.
Whaaa--? Sinkholes don't have--
So I sat up and looked around. From the sunlight and sky-light coming in from the hole I had made, I could tell that the roof of the cavity was about 18' up, the chamber was square, and...there were doors in the walls.
A bit of a shock, that. I'd read enough Andre Norton to think of ancient aliens right off, but I'd been alive long enough to suffer severe psychological dissonance with that idea. Could be Amerindian. Must be.
While my brain was sorting that out, I noticed shouting from outside--I must have made some sort of obnoxious noise as I was falling. Might as well help them find me, so I started shouting responses. "Hey!" "Down here!" "Helloooo!" They were terribly inventive. I know. I came up with them.
After a while a head interrupted the outline of the sky. "Hey, stand back, looks like it's a sinkhole! Kunkee, you OK?"
My head was clear enough by this point that I could get more than a grunt out, so I called back, reassuring them I was alright ("Yeah").
Wait. My friend is calling down through a hole in a roof of an alien room and all I can say is "Yeah?" Woof. By now the head had disappeared, so I shouted "You guys will want to see this!" and started really looking around. Two doorways were blocked with metal panels that didn't budge when I pushed on them. The doorframes were definitely metal, ruling out the ancient American origin theory. Well, my tired psyche sighed, might as well play with the alien hypothesis. (Oh wait! secret government agency!)
The third doorway wasn't blocked, so I got out my cell phone and started walking down the hall into its wan illumination. At first I tested every step, fearing that another collapse could leave me injured and further isolated from help, but the floorstuff was solid and I was soon distracted by other sights. Conduits and pipes ran along the top of the corridor I had entered, and dark, closed doorways appeared periodically in the walls. Each door was marked in runes--I say runes, but they were nothing like I'd seen before.
After a hundred feet or so I found myself in a larger room than my little phone could illuminate, so I started examining the walls at the entrance. Surely whoever built this knew what a lightswitch was.
Then there was a *clang* and the room was suddenly lit. (Apparently contactors were still in vogue when this place was built...) Turning from my avid inspection of blank wall, any thoughts of ancient Indians or secret government construction disappeared. A blue, ethereal head (well, they looked like eyes!) was staring at me from a above a waist-height dais across the room.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
No Calculators
So my operating systems professor told us that we weren't allowed to use calculators on the test. Someone, knowing me, asked if slide rules were allowed.
He said yes.
I remembered my slide rule on Saturday when I got to the testing center too late, but forgot it on Tuesday when I actually took the test.
There was even some multiplication on it.
Sad day.
He said yes.
I remembered my slide rule on Saturday when I got to the testing center too late, but forgot it on Tuesday when I actually took the test.
There was even some multiplication on it.
Sad day.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Iconoclast
I bought a beanie the other day.
It's blue. It's from the school bookstore.
I'm not opposed to a school logo. Heck, it's one of two pieces of schools swag I own.
I am opposed to form at the cost of function. The logo is stiff and pulls the insulating material (thin as it is) away from the part of the head it is supposed to protect.
No problem. I'll just reverse it. I don't care if noone sees it.
Wait--it has a stylized Z on the back, proudly declaring to the world the brand (Zephyr--the cheapest on the shelf) that I have chosen to support with my money and sport on my head. It looks vaguely like Harry Potter's scar. It's a good thing I derive as much amusement as angst from this fact.
I don't like logo'd clothing. I could care less if someone can tell by my Aeropostale` or Fommy Tilfigger or Aemairican Eegle logo that I'm important, stylish, wealthy, or even just informed. (I can count on one hand the number of people in these pidgeonholes I've had decent conversations with...then again, they were high-caliber conversations...) Even Walmart's cheap brands declare their existence in noisy designs and obnoxious lettering.
Other than the debatable aesthetics served by modern branding, my perception of the social functions thereof leave me nearly ready to retch. I would rather wear Harry Potter's invisibility cloak as a fashion statement.
So I'm an iconoclast. and a misanthrope. and an ignorant sniveling nerd. (Put that on a T-shirt and I might just wear it; then again, marginally offensive/in-your-face tees bug me too. "If my music is too loud, YOU'RE TOO OLD"? What do I care if you don't care that I think your music is too loud? Reach beyond high school. Grow a sense of humor involving actual wit.)
As an alternative, please see Chris Harrison's T-shirt collection. All aesthetic, (almost) no branding, just Ninety-Two Protons of Boom and family. The purpose of the design is not to flag etic or emic, or to flag social class (which, I suppose, it inevitably does anyway...), but to amuse and perhaps even enlighten. I see a old-style Russian construction scene with cyrillic lettering, hammer-and-sickle, and Tetris blocks and I smile.
If you're reading this and you like this sort of stuff, I hope your Wednesday is better than your Tuesday.
Cheers!
It's blue. It's from the school bookstore.
I'm not opposed to a school logo. Heck, it's one of two pieces of schools swag I own.
I am opposed to form at the cost of function. The logo is stiff and pulls the insulating material (thin as it is) away from the part of the head it is supposed to protect.
No problem. I'll just reverse it. I don't care if noone sees it.
Wait--it has a stylized Z on the back, proudly declaring to the world the brand (Zephyr--the cheapest on the shelf) that I have chosen to support with my money and sport on my head. It looks vaguely like Harry Potter's scar. It's a good thing I derive as much amusement as angst from this fact.
I don't like logo'd clothing. I could care less if someone can tell by my Aeropostale` or Fommy Tilfigger or Aemairican Eegle logo that I'm important, stylish, wealthy, or even just informed. (I can count on one hand the number of people in these pidgeonholes I've had decent conversations with...then again, they were high-caliber conversations...) Even Walmart's cheap brands declare their existence in noisy designs and obnoxious lettering.
Other than the debatable aesthetics served by modern branding, my perception of the social functions thereof leave me nearly ready to retch. I would rather wear Harry Potter's invisibility cloak as a fashion statement.
So I'm an iconoclast. and a misanthrope. and an ignorant sniveling nerd. (Put that on a T-shirt and I might just wear it; then again, marginally offensive/in-your-face tees bug me too. "If my music is too loud, YOU'RE TOO OLD"? What do I care if you don't care that I think your music is too loud? Reach beyond high school. Grow a sense of humor involving actual wit.)
As an alternative, please see Chris Harrison's T-shirt collection. All aesthetic, (almost) no branding, just Ninety-Two Protons of Boom and family. The purpose of the design is not to flag etic or emic, or to flag social class (which, I suppose, it inevitably does anyway...), but to amuse and perhaps even enlighten. I see a old-style Russian construction scene with cyrillic lettering, hammer-and-sickle, and Tetris blocks and I smile.
If you're reading this and you like this sort of stuff, I hope your Wednesday is better than your Tuesday.
Cheers!
Saturday, October 8, 2011
I has a happy.
To fully understand the title, I refer you to this artifact of our meme-driven culture.
See, I'm miserable a fair amount. Part of it is that the state of grousing is miserable. I admit that. ;)
Today was a good day. Its epilogue may not be the best (homework, programming, test, reading, and hip), but three things stand out:
I has a happy.
See, I'm miserable a fair amount. Part of it is that the state of grousing is miserable. I admit that. ;)
Today was a good day. Its epilogue may not be the best (homework, programming, test, reading, and hip), but three things stand out:
- I got a letter from Salt Lake.
- I saw a friend of mine grinning ear to ear.
- I got to go play with electronicae anciens in my favorite job in the privileged accessways of the upper lofts of the Eyring Science Center.
I has a happy.
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